You tell me today is my birthday. That it is July 16th. Today I turn 39 years old. The secret is out! My age. This was once a closely...

Today is day one. That is how a month in my time works. There is no July 10th that will be followed by a July 11th. There is just a...

Are you a Christopher Guest fan? As in the screenwriter, composer, musician, director, and actor? The man behind Spinal Tap, Best in...

I collect commencement speeches. I love them. People who have worked with me know this factoid. I can even be pretty annoying about it. I...

People keep telling me how “brave” I am. I appreciate the compliment, but it is not deserved nor the compliment that is warranted.  Let...

You just got to laugh. I got a few calls last night around 8ish (I think). “Do you have lights?!” from frantic voices on the other line....

You made me smile. Like a real-life genuine smile. Both Steve and I. Guess who called? Someone from Option Care. To apologize. We were...

We’re on different time zones and we can’t get a good connection. Loads of static. “Can you hear me?!” “Can you hear me now?!” CAN YOU...

I have something I need you to do. CALL THIS NUMBER. 1-866-827-8203. Ask to speak to Tex Sarah Jackson. I think that is her name. YELL AT...

Dear Playmobile, On behalf of ALL of us, all the parents of the world, I am reaching out to give you some feedback. You SUCK. Your...

Spent time with Benno today. It is amazing how he walks in this world. Everyone enchanted. Uber drivers to strangers in the elevator,...

I have a problem and its not healthy. It doesn’t serve Jacob. It definitely doesn’t serve me. It doesn’t serve anyone. It makes this...

I’ve never run a marathon before and I don’t plan to. What a ridiculous idea! The body was never meant to run 26 miles. Our bodies were...

Its 3:30AM and I’m not going to sleep. Its going to be a long night. I’m not feeling so mighty. Before bed, Jacob was so upset. “BEES!...

First step of time traveling is research. You don’t want to be unprepared. You don’t want to look like an idiot. You need to be in the...

I truly am Jewish. When you have a bad day you order Chinese food. That’s just what you do. I ordered for one Steve is running. He never...

“Not investable.” That’s me. That’s the phrase I’ve heard about 12 times now. “Not investable.” I’ve also learned another phrase...

I have a problem. I have this blog but it lives in your time. Your time is a “ping” in your inbox. It is stamped. Even the time you read...

What about that Jewish thing? I’m Jewish. I have a religion. I was born into one. I’ve always been proud to be Jewish, but organized...

Science ends and then you have ritual. That is what is left. The answer from within. An answer from taking control by finding control in...